| anonymous users |
[Aug. 27th, 2005|03:04 pm] |
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| | lovely, doll positively lovely | ] |
im so glad im not an anonymous user. even though im not a guy, evidently ive got some balls. metaphorically. for all you bastards out there who would make a sick, perverted comment to that.
ps. grow up.
ah, and yes, i am now officially switching to my other lj user name. so this one will be retired. so all you boys that i specifically now dislike shant be able to read the goings-on of my lovely life and new dolce & gabanna light blue perfume, scent courtesy of whitney.
chip chip cheerio. |
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| So remember, friends... |
[Aug. 17th, 2005|11:32 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  chipper | ] |
| [ | music |
| | tv? | ] |
don't date friends of the opposite sex (especially those that you've known for more than a year). Unless it's Steven. Because afterwards, he'll still be your friend, because he's cool like that. But sadly, he's the only one. *hangs head* Hmm, mayhaps it's my fault.. more likely than not.. but meh *shrug* no use dwelling on what no longer matters.
*tap dances*
Travis and I are very well. Even though he lost $200 at the casino last night. Shit happens.
*hand jives*
whitney's here. YAYYAYAYAY |
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| I'm Rick James, BITCH |
[Jun. 16th, 2005|07:01 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | finding nemo | ] |
| [ | mood |
| |  contemplative | ] |
| [ | music |
| | finding nemo | ] |
update? yes? alright.
my mother made this.. thing.. with broccoli in it.. and cheese in it.. and its oddly tastey. and i just ate a lot of it. and then proceeded to ruin my healthy meal with a can of pop. POP, bitches, POP. what now. i also had a lotta strawberries.. they were killer.. and i baked cookies.. for ross.. but since he isnt here to eat them, i let my family have them.. chocolate no bakes.. and ps.. i make the best no bakes. bitches.
been sick for about a week now. hacking up a lung every day. i didnt know i had so many lungs to hack up. bitches. travis brought me nyquil last week when him and rob came back from the bar.. rob was really drunk and really horny.. and said, "katie, you are one of the only two girls i know that wouldnt have sex with me. and thats a compliment. well.. depending on how you take it." so ive been doped up on nyquil for a couple days now, as well. peachy.
quit rue 21 today because it sucks my ASS. seriously. if you worked there you would KILL YOURSELF. i wanted to. but i lived. and wet seal is a lot of fun and i love the girls i work with.
you know whats really kinda funny about these updates? like.. when i actually DO an update.. nobody really reads them. because people get bored. just kinda skim it and its like well, fuck, thats gay. sit and ROTATE, baby baby!
and travis and i are still doing really well. we're gonna have a nice litl "meeting" with dom and kathy and explain to those people how you CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKING DISHES. bitches.
and now, of course..
M: I'm in a dry spell.
D: To be in a dry spell you have had to be in a wet spell.
M: I've had sex.
D: With a human being?
M: Who's making up all these rules? |
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| aw, fuck me |
[Jun. 2nd, 2005|02:34 pm] |
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| | chipper | ] |
i have the hiccups.
Movie One:
A: Swear to God, sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
B: Do you want to try, to see if we are?
Movie Two:
C: Lead the way, toots.
D: "Toots"?
C: Babe? Sweetcakes? Ah, Princess? You wanna throw me a clue here? I'm drowning.
Movie Three:
E: Harden yourself against subordinates. Have no friend. Trust no woman.
Move Four:
D: Would you like me to model my new thong? Great for pooping on the go!
THERE, BITCH! WOT-WOT, MOTHERFUCKER! goddamnit. lol. |
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| ima owe ross a whole box of cookies b4 this is over... |
[Jun. 2nd, 2005|01:53 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  saddened | ] |
Movie One:
F: I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.
Movie Two:
D: Didn't fancy my sandwiches?
A: Don't eat fish.
D: Why not?
A: Fish piss in the sea.
D: So do children.
A: Don't eat children either.
A: Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off... but it's better if you do.
Movie Three:
B: Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.
I am failing miserably. Today is a very sad, sad day. |
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| For MF Rosco |
[Jun. 2nd, 2005|11:00 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  entertained | ] |
Okay, kiddos, this one is a biggie.. several movies.. so hopefully this one takes you at least a coupla minutes, Ross...
Movie One:
CB: She's a virgin.
CG: Yeah, and the pope's jewish.
Movie Two:
Spelling Computer: Spell "woman".
Spelling Computer: B-I-T-C-H. That is incorrect. The correct spelling of woman in "W-O-M...
C: [throws spelling computer against the wall] Shows how much you know.
Move Three (although it should be an easy one for bucko):
J: Go back to your fancy cars, and your big bank accounts, and your celebrity friends, and your beautiful women, and Victoria Silvestedt, Playmate of the Year... FUCK!
Movie Four:
J: Jesus-Christ-bananas, some fuckarow this is turning into.
Good luck, motherfuckers.
wot wot and all that |
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| AMANDA WOULD HAVE KNOWN IT |
[Jun. 1st, 2005|10:09 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  blah | ] |
| [ | music |
| | song in my head..... cant sing it.. would give it away... | ] |
you all failed the first quote in the last entry. you guys suck. WOT-WOT
L: Promise me you'll never die.
G: You know I can't promise that.
L: Promise me you'll never die and I'll make love to you right now.
G: I promise I'll never die.
K: And now da destwuction of de worurd is inedidable
L: It's what?
K: Ine - ine - inedidable.
L: One more time...
K: I said, da destwuction of da worurd is inedible. God damn, open your fuckin' eaws, girw!
Both from the same movie. and amanda would know this one, too!! BITCH WHAT! |
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| Name it, bitches |
[May. 29th, 2005|10:08 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  complacent | ] |
I love Travis.
I really do.
Feeling overly emotional at the moment, so I had to let everyone know (that happens at certain times of the month.. knowwhatimean?)
And, to not disappoint...
W: What's a three-letter word for man's best friend?
A: Tit?
W: No, I've tried that already.
Annnnnd
"I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin!"
Cookies, motherfuckers |
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| Name THAT movie, bitches! |
[May. 14th, 2005|12:15 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  aggravated | ] |
"Knowwhatimean?"
And i actually have cookies now, too. Chips Ahoy. Your choice between chewy and regular. Fuck yah, baby. |
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| Theresa is a computer nerd |
[May. 12th, 2005|11:52 pm] |
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| |  amused | ] |
Your Linguistic Profile:
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65% General American English |
20% Upper Midwestern |
5% Midwestern |
5% Yankee |
0% Dixie |
i bet you theresas gonna have some goddamn dixie.. "yall"... no you bite me buttface
i love you, theresa
and PS
Your Boobies' Names Are: Bambi and Thumper
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and to make it all complete...
Your Girl Parts Are Named: Velvet Love Pocket
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| It's two time, baby |
[May. 12th, 2005|12:11 pm] |
"We're sorta like 7-11. We're not always doin' business, but we're always open."
A - Which means the fat lady should be singing right... about... NOW!
[pause where nothing happens]
A - Oh, this is awkward.
[Still nothing]
A - Anyone have a cell phone?
BIG COOKIE UP FOR GRABS.. two different movies, no cheating motherfuckers.. and steven, stop taking my goddamn ideas before i kick you in the nuts. |
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| Another cookie up for grabs |
[May. 11th, 2005|09:59 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  productive | ] |
"If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates."
A - "How much do you want for the golden goose?"
B - "They're not for sale."
A - "Name your price."
B - "She can't have one."
C - "Who says I can't?"
B - "The man with the funny hat."
NAME THAT MOVIE! and no cheating. |
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| "red rocket, sparky, red rocket!" |
[May. 6th, 2005|01:55 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | complacent | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Ordinary People - John Legend | ] |
"I have wasted thousands and thousands of kisses on you - kisses that I thought were special because of your lips and your smile and all your color and life. I used to think that was the real you, when you smiled. But now I know you don't mean any of it. You just save it for all your songs. Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight."
Name that movie and I'll give you a cookie. |
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| TELETUBBIES ARE BETTER THAN BOOHBAHS! |
[May. 3rd, 2005|03:02 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | contemplative | ] |
E-DRAMA, E-DRAMA, E-DRAMA!!! i can barely read it, for it hurts my sensitive eyes!!!
i have pink shoes. |
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| "I'm not fat, I'm festively plump." |
[Apr. 29th, 2005|03:31 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  blank | ] |
I don't expect I'll be making many more LJ entries. Just because of the fact I've been coming to realize over the past year how stupid and gay online journals are. It gives others an output to do their bitching to everyone else in an attempt to avoid confrontation with the person that they're reall upset at. And I'm tired of dealing with people like this.
FYI, I'll be residing with Travis over the summer. You can all reach me by calling my cellular. If you don't like my living situation, you can take the thickest stick you can find and shove it as far up your ass as is humanly possible. Happy trails, FUCKERS. |
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| fuck |
[Apr. 22nd, 2005|09:07 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  stressed | ] |
| [ | music |
| | (some random instrumental thing) | ] |
and the shit just keeps coming |
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| "kyle, you really need to get that sand out of your vagina" |
[Apr. 18th, 2005|09:25 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | hopeful | ] |
| [ | music |
| | nada | ] |
i am feeling really good right now. i havent felt this good in a while. its a very pleasant feeling. i had a great day, not one thing went wrong (which is absolutely amazing). i met some really great people, and crazily enough, they actually relate to me on some levels that a lot of people dont. its a new experience for me, and im really enjoying it.
ps. cops in their goddamn black camaros can DIE. a slow, horrible death. its so not fair. i now get freaked out every time i see a black camaro.. stupid...
theres a whole season of south park just sitting, all by its lonesome, waiting to be watched by katie & amanda eyes. BANANA-NANA, I MISS WATCHING SOUTH PARK WITH YOU! |
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| this is it |
[Apr. 5th, 2005|08:31 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  confused | ] |
| [ | music |
| | (no idea, its the radio) | ] |
this is the end for the moment, my friends. i thank you all for being a wonderful audience.
*bows out* |
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